Have you ever find yourself in front of TV and realize that you got sucked in to what ever is being telecasted for lack of better programming? Well, it happened to me a lot of times in the wee hours in the past but this is a recent wound from this weekend.
It's the weekend so I got up a little late than the usual 5 am alarm, I pull myself together to work out after I exceeded the quota for being lazy. I am still a bit tired from last nite's party but I want to be good. I started the treadmill and switched on my TV in the basement. It's connected to Cable directly and I use the built-in tuner of the TV to flick. I guess to my disappointment the date for Digital TV is passed and the Cable company happily shut all the Analog channels except a few that they must telecast due to the FCC regulations.
I had a few options to choose from the list of the channels I get - Church channel, Cartoons, Spanish channel and Infomercial channels. I settled with the eye candy, a dumb blonde jumping up and down about some product in a beach setting for an Infomercial, you have to excuse me I am also tired and needed to perk up a bit soon. Soon I got sucked in to the infomercial world, it's about BackJoy. The guy seems to convince his audience and the blonde model about the whole pelvic support and how it removes all of your back pains. Suddenly I remember the pain I get at the office at times for a bad posture. I am getting mesmerized, so I did the right thing I jumped to the next infomerical channel.
There is a sexy model Jennifer Nicole Lee, she is trying to convince how the old abs products don't work and this is the answer for the washboard abs. I might say she is trying to sell this with her tight body, almost everything on her looks tight, even the lips and eyes. They also somehow find the fat people to try this and flash the before and after pictures. I have to say I started the fan after I watched the model do the Leg & Bun workout. Too much excitement, I switched the channel to the next one.
It is the ultimate Shark Steam Mop. There is a fat bald guy with a lady running around the house trying to clean everything, the lady is screaming and moaning with joy (I know... the fake orgasms), they are also ridiculing the other products which people bought after seeing the infomercials a few months ago. Right, I almost choked because few months ago when I saw the similar product I almost bought it. I would have become a laughing stock for this fat bald guy now!!
I was overwhelmed with a mix of BackJoy, Ab Circle Pro & Shark Steam Mop. My work out is done. After I was done stretching and the old style abs crunching for a few minutes, I collected my thoughts on the whole thing.
Why do they always get a guy with a Euro accent? Why do they need super models to try and clean the greasy grills and fake it's hard? Why do they bring body builders to fake the bad exercising products? It's simple .. all about eye candy!!
It's the holiday season, so pig out you people, put some more extra pounds. Don't worry about the greasy products you cooked 'cause you can get the Shark Steam Mop to help you clean. If you really went gaga over cleaning the entire grill, stove, microwave and the rest of the house, you can park your fat ass on the BackJoy so you can get rid of that annoying back pain. In the end to burn that extra pounds you can try the Ab Circle Pro. I wish you back relief, tight chest/thighs/buns and clean germ free house, just don't forget to mail the before and after pictures!
Advice to some: Humor aside, it's a human weakness to watch something for longtime and get brainwashed. Always check the Better Business Bureau for any product related complaints otherwise your closet will be piled up with unusable products. if not the fat bald guy some other wise guy will laugh at those!!
It's the weekend so I got up a little late than the usual 5 am alarm, I pull myself together to work out after I exceeded the quota for being lazy. I am still a bit tired from last nite's party but I want to be good. I started the treadmill and switched on my TV in the basement. It's connected to Cable directly and I use the built-in tuner of the TV to flick. I guess to my disappointment the date for Digital TV is passed and the Cable company happily shut all the Analog channels except a few that they must telecast due to the FCC regulations.
I had a few options to choose from the list of the channels I get - Church channel, Cartoons, Spanish channel and Infomercial channels. I settled with the eye candy, a dumb blonde jumping up and down about some product in a beach setting for an Infomercial, you have to excuse me I am also tired and needed to perk up a bit soon. Soon I got sucked in to the infomercial world, it's about BackJoy. The guy seems to convince his audience and the blonde model about the whole pelvic support and how it removes all of your back pains. Suddenly I remember the pain I get at the office at times for a bad posture. I am getting mesmerized, so I did the right thing I jumped to the next infomerical channel.
There is a sexy model Jennifer Nicole Lee, she is trying to convince how the old abs products don't work and this is the answer for the washboard abs. I might say she is trying to sell this with her tight body, almost everything on her looks tight, even the lips and eyes. They also somehow find the fat people to try this and flash the before and after pictures. I have to say I started the fan after I watched the model do the Leg & Bun workout. Too much excitement, I switched the channel to the next one.
It is the ultimate Shark Steam Mop. There is a fat bald guy with a lady running around the house trying to clean everything, the lady is screaming and moaning with joy (I know... the fake orgasms), they are also ridiculing the other products which people bought after seeing the infomercials a few months ago. Right, I almost choked because few months ago when I saw the similar product I almost bought it. I would have become a laughing stock for this fat bald guy now!!
I was overwhelmed with a mix of BackJoy, Ab Circle Pro & Shark Steam Mop. My work out is done. After I was done stretching and the old style abs crunching for a few minutes, I collected my thoughts on the whole thing.
Why do they always get a guy with a Euro accent? Why do they need super models to try and clean the greasy grills and fake it's hard? Why do they bring body builders to fake the bad exercising products? It's simple .. all about eye candy!!
It's the holiday season, so pig out you people, put some more extra pounds. Don't worry about the greasy products you cooked 'cause you can get the Shark Steam Mop to help you clean. If you really went gaga over cleaning the entire grill, stove, microwave and the rest of the house, you can park your fat ass on the BackJoy so you can get rid of that annoying back pain. In the end to burn that extra pounds you can try the Ab Circle Pro. I wish you back relief, tight chest/thighs/buns and clean germ free house, just don't forget to mail the before and after pictures!
Advice to some: Humor aside, it's a human weakness to watch something for longtime and get brainwashed. Always check the Better Business Bureau for any product related complaints otherwise your closet will be piled up with unusable products. if not the fat bald guy some other wise guy will laugh at those!!
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