Is it just me or frickin' people forget to drive when the weather changes from Sunny to Rain, Rain to Snow? I often leave work in a rush just to be some where at a particular time, Murphy's law gets me all the time. Either my boss asks me to do something, a late meeting invite or just a pain in the ass situation, you get the picture. I end up rushing to my car and off to the highway and feel that I may just make it to my appointment on time if luck permits. I see a line of red lights on all four lanes of the highway and suddenly the new and innovative curse words gush in my mind and strip the fugacious glory of my optimism.
I do act smart and take the first exit I see to only rely on my Smart GPS. Well with all the euphoria on the road I soon realize that I just followed another million cars from the four lanes highway to a single lane road. I don't know whether to get back on the highway or just put up with this slow and painful path. Truly become a definition of Stuck Between A Rock and A Hard Place. I also realize how a sane person becomes insane, suddenly the Eureka moment to figure out the root cause of Road Rage.
I am pretty sure it's because of some Bozo Texting and rear ended someone otherwise either a meteorite or an alien ship landed right on the highway. I better hear it in the news when I go home because the mainstream media cares about covering such things right away. To my dismay it's nothing significant, it's just the Murphy's law so I miss my appointment and go thru a bit of Road Rage...
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